While it is well known that many US cities will scoop of their homeless and bus them out of town, sort of like a combination between "Soylent Green" and the trains that the Nazis loaded Jews onto, Hawaii, the 50th state, has introduced a new policy regarding its homeless population: a one=way ticket to the mainland:
Hawaii Offers Homeless One-Way Tickets
That's right folks; LAX, SFO, OAK; you name it, soon not only will you be battling taxis, buses, the screeching whistles of airport police, now you will also have to do battle with a swarm of shuffling vagrants blinking at the sun, their pockets filled with small bags of complimentary pretzels and honey roasted peanuts. Wait in line for your baggage, load aunt May into the SUV and give a homeless person a ride to the nearest park.
Good times!
Thanks Hawaii!
Hawaii Offers Homeless One-Way Tickets
That's right folks; LAX, SFO, OAK; you name it, soon not only will you be battling taxis, buses, the screeching whistles of airport police, now you will also have to do battle with a swarm of shuffling vagrants blinking at the sun, their pockets filled with small bags of complimentary pretzels and honey roasted peanuts. Wait in line for your baggage, load aunt May into the SUV and give a homeless person a ride to the nearest park.
Good times!
Thanks Hawaii!
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