The Evils of Chowmein

First it was marijuana and the ill effects it had upon non-whites; turning them into wild-eyed, sex starved maniacs.  Now, I'm sure that by now, you're more than well aware of the strange, voodoo power women have while being raped which allows them to just, "shut the whole thing down", but were you aware that rape "does not happen deliberately" and that rape is both "sometimes good, sometimes bad"?  Well, if you can't believe US Republican law makers about a woman's reproductive system, then you should be able to believe a few Indian ministers.  I swear, for every year we go forward, I think we go back a half a year.